Quote from Bernadette Rostenkowski in the episode Spoiler: Dexys Midnight Runners Get a Royalty Payment
Bert: [thinking] What happened to you? Bernadette Rostenkowski: I'll tell you what happened, Sasquatch. I had an alcoholic mother try to live out her dreams by dressing me up, shoving me in beauty pageants, feeding me diet pills to keep me skinny, all so I could become Miss California Quiznos 1999. Denise: [thinking] Aw. Stuart: [thinking] Sad. Bert: [still thinking] Quiznos. Yum.
