Stuart: Okay, I'm just gonna say it, and forgive me if it doesn't make sense. Denise, you and I are destined to be together, and I have come from a parallel universe... uh, to "claim" you.
Denise: Well, that is really something.
Gary: Mind-blowing. [Denise chuckles]
Stuart: Okay, you're... So, you're like a running joke in all this, aren't you?
Gary: Sorry?
Stuart: Uh, it's not important.

Bert: Shall we?
Stuart: [sighs] Mm, I don't know. I'm having second thoughts.
Bert: What are you talking about? We've been given a quest.
Stuart: Yeah, but, uh, do we believe that guy?
Bert: That guy was you.
Stuart: That's my point. When did we start listening to me?

Denise: What's your plan?
Stuart: No, I don't really have one. I'm kind of new to the action genre.

Kripke: Uh, check it out. Your wittle trip to the nuthouse.

Stuart: That's a good question. Are we frozen at the age we are now? No more birthdays?
Denise: Oh, look who's suddenly aware of birthdays. [storms off] [studio audience gasping]
Stuart: Can somebody explain to me what's going on with her?
Bert: You forgot her birthday.
Stuart: That's what this is about? With everything we've got going on, she's upset about her birthday?
Kripke: It does feel superfwuous to the main story. [studio audience laughing]
Bert: Okay, now I, too, am freaking out.

The Adversary: [to Kyle] I gave you one job. [studio audience laughing]