Quote from Captain Siebert in the episode Spoiler: We're as Confused as You Are
General Adams: At 0800, this court martial is called to order. Major, would you please read the charges? Penny: With pleasure. [clears throat] The defendants are charged with cowardice in the face of the enemy, desertion, espionage, murder, and mutiny. Kripke: Espionage? When did we do espionage? [Stuart shushes him] General Adams: These are serious charges. How does the defense plead? Captain Siebert: A moment, Your Honor. I'm thinking guilty. Just rip the Band-Aid off. Stuart: [to the panel] Uh, we're not guilty.
