Quote from Stuart in the episode Spoiler: Bert is Magic
Denise: What is happening? Stuart: Well, let's see. Bert's magic, Kripke's a penguin. Kripke: Hey. Stuart: And Wil Wheaton's mad 'cause I gave blood to Bernadette. Denise: Why? Stuart: She may or may not have saved Chocolate Chip. Denise: A cookie? Stuart: A dog. Denise: Oh.
