Quote from Bernadette Rostenkowski in the episode Spoiler: Bert is Magic
Abramowitz the Grey: [over TV] Have you or a loved one been injured by a defective spell or faulty incantation? Call me, Abramowitz the Grey. Over 700 years' experience in magical litigation. [banging on door] Bernadette Rostenkowski: Now what? [answers door] Oh. Hey, Stuart. Kripke. Stuart: You know us? Bernadette Rostenkowski: Of course, I know you. What do you want? Stuart: Can we come in? Bernadette Rostenkowski: I'm kind of busy, but okay. Excuse the mess. I gave up giving a shit.