Stuart: Hey, guys, I'm gonna throw something out there. Why don't we just stay in this reality?
Denise: What happened to you saving the universe?
Stuart: I know, but I mean, let's be honest. Were any of us really clear on how that was supposed to work?
Bert: Not really.
Stuart: Right. And yeah, this place isn't perfect... [gags] [gulps] ...but there's no evil computers, no one's getting burned at the stake.
Bert: You really want to stay here?
Stuart: Why not? I mean, we can't get the hang of that stupid machine. Every place we go turns out to be dangerous.