Quote from Bernadette Rostenkowski in the episode Spoiler: Dexys Midnight Runners Get a Royalty Payment
Bernadette Rostenkowski: All right, take five, drink some juice, drink some vodka. I don't care. [to the group] Can I help you? Stuart: You don't know us? Bernadette Rostenkowski: Were we in rehab together? 'Cause a lot of that's a blur. Bert: You're Bernadette Rostenkowski? Bernadette Rostenkowski: That's my maiden name. My married name is Bernadette Asshole.