Quote from Bert in the episode Spoiler: We Couldn't Get Green Lantern
[comic book cover:] Denise: Where's Bert? Stuart: Bert, where are you, big guy? Bert: [o.s.] Page two. Stuart: What? Bert: Walk towards the big splash page. Can't miss it. [Stuart, Denise and Kripke shimmy towards the right-hand side of the comic book, away from the spine] Stuart: [shoes squeaking] Huh. [grunts] Ow. Bert: Watch out for staples.
