Quote from Kripke in the episode Spoiler: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience
Stuart: Is it too late for a surprise party? [studio audience laughing] Kripke: Is this still birthday cwap? Denise: Oh, shut up, Kripke. Kripke: Hear me out. How do you know it's your birthday? Denise: What do you mean, how do I know? I know. Kripke: Really? What day is it wight now? Monday, Tuesday? Denise: Um... Kripke: While you mull that over, Bert, say something funny. Bert: Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted. [studio audience laughing]