Stuart: Zack?
Zack Johnson: You know me?
Stuart: Of course. [stammers] I... I mean, not from this universe. Uh, I mean, it... it... it... it... N... Never mind.
Zack Johnson: Well, regardless, consider yourself rescued.
Bert: Rescued? They let us out.
Kripke: After wocking us up for two and a half years?
Zack Johnson: Really?
Kripke: Yes. Weawy.
Zack Johnson: Wow. That's embarrassing. [chuckles]
Stuart: Who are you guys?
Zack Johnson: Oh, sorry. Uh, yes, we are the Resistance, and this is our headquarters. Used to be an Amazon shipping center. We took over the lease.
Stuart: Oh, yeah.
Zack Johnson: It was a long process.

Stuart: I can't believe I lost the love of my life and I get you.
Bert: Let's not forget, he killed Raj.
Kripke: [chuckles] Well, now, there are two possibilities. One, the world we were just in no wonger exists, in which case I did not "kill Waj." Two, that world and this world are part of an infinite number of worlds, in which case I killed one of an infinite number of Wajs. Mathematicawy, a wounding error.

Kripke: Gentlemen, we are in hell.
Bert: Really? Everyone's being so nice to each other.
Mailman: Hi!
Stuart: Yeah, they have devices implanted in their necks to make them nice.
Bert: Would you rather push the button on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy and try another universe?
Kripke: No, thanks. We could wind up somewhere worse.
Bert: Like where humans are a meat source for a highly evolved wizard people?
Kripke: Yeah, like that.
Bert: Or one where everyone's French, but no one speaks French.

Kripke: Anyway, the device has torn the fabwic of weality, possibly causing the universe to cowapse and then weegwo.
Ramona Nowitzki: "Weegwo"?
Kripke: Yeah, weegwo.
Ramona Nowitzki: What is "weegwo"?
Kripke: Weegwo. Uh, uh, like a plant weegwos.
Ramona Nowitzki: Weegwo?
Kripke: Wee-gwo.
Ramona Nowitzki: "Weegwo"?
Kripke: Weegwo. You stupid, stupid-
[Kripke groans as he's zapped again. He tries to stay upright by leaning on the counter but is eventually overcome and drops to the floor.]
Bert: He has trouble with the letter "R."
Ramona Nowitzki: Oh! "Regrow." [chuckles] That makes more sense.