Simpa Quote #1
Quote from Simpa in the episode Spoiler: Bert Gets Married
Denise: Now, before we unite this man and woman in holy matrimony, does anyone object?
Simpa: I do! I- I do! Monogamy is wrong! We are not meant to possess each other, or- or shoes, or clothes, or bowls.
Manu: My bowl?
Simpa: No, no. It is everyone's bowl. [villagers gasping, murmuring]
Manu: No, my bowl.
[Manu hits Simpa across the face with the bowl]
‘Spoiler: Bert Gets Married’ Quotes
Quote from Stuart
Denise: It's so beautiful here. Peaceful.
Stuart: Glad you like it, 'cause we ain't going anywhere.
Denise: You couldn't fix the machine?
Stuart: Me? Fix it? No. I come from a long line of people who call a guy.
Quote from Denise
Stuart: Better question, are we finally in a normal universe?
Kripke: Eh, sure looks like it.
[Denise leans forward and takes a bite out of a green plant]
Denise: [chewing] Seems normal to me.
Quote from Kripke
Kripke: So, for example, I have cwaimed this bowl because I don't want your germs, which means this bowl is mine. My bowl.
Manu: All the bowls are the same. How do we know?
Kripke: Ah, good question. Wook here on the bottom. I have put my mark. Now, I know you're all charmingwy iwiterate but this is a wetter, the wetter "K," as in "keep your hands off Kwipke's bowl." [Alta raises her hand] Yeah?
Alta: Isn't it better if we all share everything?
Kripke: Maybe if you're a pinko communist... [chuckling] ...but I don't have to tell you how that worked out.
Alta: How did that work out?
Kripke: [hesitates] This is my bowl, don't touch my bowl.