Stuart: So, what have you been up to?
Denise: Robbing mostly. Still working on my screenplay.
Stuart: Oh, good for you.

Denise: So, what were you in the before times?
Soldier #2: No talking.
Denise: Come on, I'm gonna die anyway.
Soldier #2: I had a podcast. Vitamins, gut health.
Denise: Nice.
Soldier #2: I had Gwyneth Paltrow on.
Denise: Oh, my God, I think I heard that. No, how a good gut biome prevents dementia.
Soldier #2: Yes!

Raj Koothrappali: Anyway, I... I... I've had time to... to... to figure it all out, and there's definitely something wrong with this reality. See? I... I prove it here and here, and the numbers, they don't lie.
Denise: So, you were telling the truth?
Stuart: You didn't believe me?
Denise: That an alternate version of you told you how to save the universe? No, not for a minute. [scoffs]

Denise: [over intercom] Yes?
Stuart: Denise?
Denise: Who is it?
Stuart: It's Stuart.
Denise: Oh! What a pleasant surprise. Come on in.
[After the door buzzes open, Stuart goes inside]
Denise: Gary, you'll never guess who's here.

Denise: To be honest, it's tempting. [chuckles]
Stuart: Really?
Gary: Sure.
Stuart: Sure? But... that... So, you're cool with this?
Gary: Yeah, she can't stand me.
Denise: I can't. [chuckles]
Stuart: Uh, so why stay together?
Denise: Hmm. Well, if I leave, then Gary would be upset.
Gary: Traumatized.
Denise: And we've learned not to upset each other.
Gary: 'Cause it hurts. [points to the device in the back of his neck]
Denise: Ouch.

Bert: What's supposed to happen? [device chirps, hums] Does everything just go back to the way it was?
Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, fingers crossed.
Stuart: That would mean you and I would be together again.
Denise: Slow down, champ. I'm still grieving.
Stuart: Hmm, hmm.

Denise: What is going on?
Stuart: Wild guess? We've landed in a universe where magic is real.
Denise: Wait, this machine actually worked? We're in another universe?
Stuart: It's, uh... It's crazy, right?
Denise: [gasps] There's magic here?
Stuart: What else explains the, uh, asshole on Trevor's head?

Gary: What's going on?
Denise: Don't worry, Gary. I know these guys.
Gary: So, we're not robbing, we're not killing? What are we doing?
Denise: You remember I mentioned Stuart?
Gary: Oh, sure. How's it going? Gary.
Stuart: Hi. So, are you two...?
Denise: You gotta remember, I thought you were dead.
Stuart: Yeah, no, right, right, yeah.