Kripke: I don't get it. We're in an action-packed comic book. How is sitting for hours in an airport a story?
[A sequence of comic book panels shows the group milling around the departure lounge; Stuart handing Denise a tray of sushi; Denise eating it; her face becoming bloated; and her walking away with her cheeks full, still carrying the tray. Denise then reaches the women's toilets in pain; she searches for a vacant stall; she enters one, with her shoes visible beneath the door. She returns to the group carrying a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, which she consumes as she sits down.]
[Cut to the comic book store, where Trevor holds Stuart Fails to Save the Universe TRAPPED! open to pages showing those same panels.]

Stuart: So, what have you been up to?
Denise: Robbing mostly. Still working on my screenplay.
Stuart: Oh, good for you.

Stuart Prime: So, you want to explain to me why you gave the Leonard/Sheldon thingy to Bert and Kripke?
Stuart: Uh, well, we decided to stay here.
Stuart Prime: Oh, okay, cool! "We decided to stay here. It's great. I don't have to save the universe. I can just chew my frickin' cud."
Denise: [scoffs] Other you's kind of a dick.

Denise: I don't know why we couldn't just come here in the first place.
Stuart: Sorry, I thought a guy with a secret identity would have an unlisted address.
Bert: If I was a member of the Justice League, I'd live in a gated community.
Stuart: Technically, Golden Age Flash was in the Justice Society, which is the predecessor of the Justice League. [knocking on door]
Kripke: Does he talk comic books in the boudoir?
Denise: Sometimes. Ka-pow! [Stuart and Denise high-five]

Stuart: Let's see. Uh... City Hall, Wayne Tower, two miles down that way, Arkham Asylum. We're in Gotham City. Home of... Anyone?
Denise: [in gruff voice] Batman. [chuckles]
Stuart: How can I not love you?
Bert: So what? We just find Batman and he'll get us out of here?
Stuart: Denise.
Denise: [still in gruff voice] Batman won't help you. He's just a rich asshole with dead parents.
Kripke: Yeah, that's only funny once.
Denise: [still in gruff voice] Go fuck yourself.

Bert: If we need a superhero, why not just get Superman?
Stuart: So just get Superman? There's no way we can get Superman. He's an A-list character. The Flash, on the other hand, very gettable. He'll open a supermarket.

Kyle: Ah, ah, what are you doing?
Trevor: It said, "don't sell," not "don't read."
Kyle: First of all, "it" is a he.
Trevor: You don't know that.
Kyle: [sighs] It sounds like a he.
Trevor: You're making a gender-based assumption.
Kyle: When has an omnipotent swirling bowl of shit ever been a girl?
Trevor: There are plenty of all-powerful goddesses. Gaia, Hera, the hot chick in American Gods who sucked guys up into her business.
Kyle: [sighs] Put it back.
Trevor: Narc.