Wil Wheaton: Bernadette... is not who you think she is! She is a demon! A real, actual demon!

Wil Wheaton: Okay, I have no time for this. [generates a fire ball] It is the ruling of the guild that you have enabled a demon, and therefore, you must be destroyed.
Stuart: No!
[Stuart screams as the fireball heads towards him. The crowd of Bert's acolytes gasp. Bert catches the fireball with his hands]
Bert: Don't throw magic fireballs at my friend.

Kripke: We gotta get out of here.
Stuart: Why? It's not such a bad world. We could chill here for a while.
Kripke: Stuart, the people here think science is evil.
Stuart: How's that different from our world?

Wil Wheaton: [voice echoes] Stuart Bloom!
Stuart: Wil Wheaton?
Wil Wheaton: Did you give blood to Bernadette Rostenkowski?
Stuart: A little. Why?
Wil Wheaton: Oh, you stupid, stupid man. The guild sanctioned her for a reason.
Kripke: Oh, yeah, the dog. [nods]
Wil Wheaton: What dog? She's a demon.
Stuart: Oh, she can be a little bitchy. I wouldn't call her a demon.

Stuart: Besides, we can't leave without Bert and Denise.
Kripke: [chuckles] Bert will be fine, and you can always get a new Denise in the next universe. They're a dime a dozen.
Stuart: No, I want this one. She's got a little problem with the sauce, but so did my mom. Maybe that's why I'm finding her so attractive.