Denise Quote #37
Quote from Denise in the episode Spoiler: Dexys Midnight Runners Get a Royalty Payment
Lab Coat Denise: Ooh, yum!
[The Lab Coat group all stop running to kneel down and eat the grass. The original group arrive in their own interdimensional bubble and, still running, trip over their lab coat counterparts. The eight of them end up on the ground, intertwined, with two quantum devices. When they get to their feet, Lab Coat Denise is with the original group while Denise is with the Lab Coat group]
Stuart: Who are you?
Lab Coat Stuart: Who are you?
Denise: Oh, hang on.
Lab Coat Denise: One sec.
[The two Denises swap around]
Denise: Continue.
Lab Coat Denise: Okay.
Denise Quotes
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Gary Dies
Stuart: So, what have you been up to?
Denise: Robbing mostly. Still working on my screenplay.
Stuart: Oh, good for you.
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Corn is Delicious
Stuart Prime: So, you want to explain to me why you gave the Leonard/Sheldon thingy to Bert and Kripke?
Stuart: Uh, well, we decided to stay here.
Stuart Prime: Oh, okay, cool! "We decided to stay here. It's great. I don't have to save the universe. I can just chew my frickin' cud."
Denise: [scoffs] Other you's kind of a dick.
Quote from the episode Spoiler: We're as Confused as You Are
Captain Siebert: Oh shit.
Denise: Oh shit? Why, "Oh shit"?
Captain Siebert: Oh shit. Her.
Bert: Look who it is. It's Penny.
Captain Siebert: You know Firing Squad Penny?
Denise: We just know her as regular Penny.
‘Spoiler: Dexys Midnight Runners Get a Royalty Payment’ Quotes
Quote from Ramona Nowitzki
Ramona Nowitzki: I don't have a Howard Wolowitz.
Stuart: Are you sure?
Ramona Nowitzki: I'll check again. [keyboard keys clacking] [thinking] I'm not really checking again. Just trying to be polite.
Stuart: Huh.
Ramona Nowitzki: [out loud] Nope. No Howard Wolowitz.
Stuart: Could you give us a minute?
Ramona Nowitzki: No problem. I'll be here. [thinking] Until I drop dead because I married a drummer, and this is the only way we have health insurance.
Quote from Kripke
Stuart: Now, the instructions that came with the device are a message from whoever's trying to help me.
Kripke: [thinking] Wook at me, PhD from Stanford, and I'm taking orders from a guy who wuns a comic book store.
Stuart: You wanna be in charge, Kripke?
Kripke: [out loud] No, you're doing fine. [thinking] I'll just wait for you to fail, then make fun of you.
Stuart: Thank you. [Kripke nods his head]
Quote from Bert
Bert: [thinking] Weird that Kripke's thoughts have a speech impediment.