Denise: What's happening?
Stuart: Uh, Mr. Freeze is making an ice lasso. He's gonna-- Oh, wait, no. The Flash shook it apart with superspeed vibrations. Uh, uh, now Mr. Freeze is... He's making an ice locomotive to run over-- Oh, no, it's gone. I guess the Flash did something. I-- I couldn't see. Uh, uh, now Mr. Freeze is making a giant ice wall.
Kripke: Now it's gone. Yeah, we get it.
Bert: Why is Mr. Freeze trying to kill us?
Stuart: It doesn't matter. This is great.
Denise: How?
Stuart: Don't you get it? We're not background characters anymore. When Mr. Freeze showed up, we became the "A" story, which caused the Flash to find us. Oh, no! Oh, Mr. Freeze has frozen the Flash in a block of ice! He's helpless! Wait, no! Something's happening. Oh, it's real fast. Can't really tell what's going on. Wait, wait. Oh. A tornado is hurling Mr. Freeze into space! Holy cow! This is amazing. I wish you guys could see this.

Denise: What's your plan?
Stuart: No, I don't really have one. I'm kind of new to the action genre.

Stuart: Okay, I'm just gonna say it, and forgive me if it doesn't make sense. Denise, you and I are destined to be together, and I have come from a parallel universe... uh, to "claim" you.
Denise: Well, that is really something.
Gary: Mind-blowing. [Denise chuckles]
Stuart: Okay, you're... So, you're like a running joke in all this, aren't you?
Gary: Sorry?
Stuart: Uh, it's not important.

Bert: Shall we?
Stuart: [sighs] Mm, I don't know. I'm having second thoughts.
Bert: What are you talking about? We've been given a quest.
Stuart: Yeah, but, uh, do we believe that guy?
Bert: That guy was you.
Stuart: That's my point. When did we start listening to me?

Stuart: Let's see. Uh... City Hall, Wayne Tower, two miles down that way, Arkham Asylum. We're in Gotham City. Home of... Anyone?
Denise: [in gruff voice] Batman. [chuckles]
Stuart: How can I not love you?
Bert: So what? We just find Batman and he'll get us out of here?
Stuart: Denise.
Denise: [still in gruff voice] Batman won't help you. He's just a rich asshole with dead parents.
Kripke: Yeah, that's only funny once.
Denise: [still in gruff voice] Go fuck yourself.

Bert: If we need a superhero, why not just get Superman?
Stuart: So just get Superman? There's no way we can get Superman. He's an A-list character. The Flash, on the other hand, very gettable. He'll open a supermarket.

Kyle: Ah, ah, what are you doing?
Trevor: It said, "don't sell," not "don't read."
Kyle: First of all, "it" is a he.
Trevor: You don't know that.
Kyle: [sighs] It sounds like a he.
Trevor: You're making a gender-based assumption.
Kyle: When has an omnipotent swirling bowl of shit ever been a girl?
Trevor: There are plenty of all-powerful goddesses. Gaia, Hera, the hot chick in American Gods who sucked guys up into her business.
Kyle: [sighs] Put it back.
Trevor: Narc.