Mark Sweet Quote #1
Quote from Mark Sweet in the episode Spoiler: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience
Mark Sweet: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to meet our cast one more time? Come on. [audience applauding, cheering] Let's blow the roof off this place. You're gonna let them know how much you love the show. Rise to your feet. Make a ton of noise. Let's meet our amazing cast. Playing Barry Kripke, huge hand for John Ross Bowie! [audience cheering] As Bert Kibbler, the hilariously funny Brian Posehn! [audience cheering, applauding]
Bert: [mouths] What the fuck?
Mark Sweet: You know her, you love her, as Denise, Lauren Lapkus. [audience cheering, applauding] And the star of our show, the guy who fails to save the universe, our very own Stuart Bloom, the one and only, Mr. Kevin Sussman! [audience cheering]
Denise: This can't be happening.
Stuart: Let's get out of here.
Kevin Sussman: Thank you, guys, for coming.
[Stuart, Denise, Bert and Kripke step out of the sound stage]
Kevin Sussman: [o.s.] Uh, we hope you guys had a great time. We certainly did.
Lauren Lapkus: [o.s.] We do this for you.
John Ross Bowie: [o.s.] But also for the money. [audience laughing]
Brian Posehn: [o.s.] Good night, everyone. Drive safe! [audience cheering, applauding]
‘Spoiler: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience’ Quotes
Quote from Kyle
Stuart: Where the hell are we?
Kyle: Nowhere.
Stuart: What do you mean "nowhere"?
Kyle: You know somewhere?
Stuart: Yeah.
Kyle: This ain't that.
Quote from Kyle
Denise: Wait, so we're trapped here forever?
Kyle: Uh, no, no. Forever is a time. We're here always.
Quote from Bert
Kyle: The consciousness was deeply unhappy about creation. It hated everything about it. Uh, the planets, the stars, uh, salsa dancing. [chuckles] Vaseline, everything. It missed the peace and silence of infinite nothing.
Bert: I get that.
Kripke: What do you mean you get that?
Bert: You ever been to Costco on a Black Friday? It can be very upsetting.