Stuart: Penny?
[Penny stands in front of Stuart and slaps him across the face]
Stuart: Ah! Ah. What the heck?
Penny: That make you mad?
Stuart: No, why would you even- [Stuart groans as Penny slaps him again]
Bert: What are you doing?
Penny: Deprogramming. [Stuart yelps and groans as he's hit a third time]
Kripke: Okay, that is weawy uncalled for.
[Penny walks over and slaps Kripke.
Penny: What about this? Was this called for? [she stamps on his foot]
Kripke: [grunts] Damn!

Stuart: I don't understand. Why did you "rescue" us?
Denise: [holding the machine] Because I called them. Thirty months ago.
Penny: What do you want from me? I'm running a rebellion here.

Penny: So, wait, none of you know how to defeat the AI overlord?
Stuart: [hesitantly] I don't. Bert?
Bert: Nope.
Stuart: Kripke?
Kripke: Not weawy.
Penny: [sighs] Kill them!

Bert: Excuse me, young lady, but that is wildly- [Penny slaps Bert] Ow! Why aren't you being shocked?
Penny: Shielding technology.
Stuart: Oh, great!
Penny: Yeah, it's pretty tight. [slaps Stuart again]
Stuart: [groans, sighs] When are you gonna stop hitting us?
Penny: When you get angry.
Stuart: Huh. [groans as Penny slaps him again]
Penny: Are you angry?
Stuart: No. [Stuart yelps as she slaps him again]
Penny: Are you angry?
Stuart: No. [yells as Penny slaps him again]
Penny: [shouts] Are you angry?
Stuart: Yup!

Stuart: I can't believe I lost the love of my life and I get you.
Bert: Let's not forget, he killed Raj.
Kripke: [chuckles] Well, now, there are two possibilities. One, the world we were just in no wonger exists, in which case I did not "kill Waj." Two, that world and this world are part of an infinite number of worlds, in which case I killed one of an infinite number of Wajs. Mathematicawy, a wounding error.

Kripke: Gentlemen, we are in hell.
Bert: Really? Everyone's being so nice to each other.
Mailman: Hi!
Stuart: Yeah, they have devices implanted in their necks to make them nice.
Bert: Would you rather push the button on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy and try another universe?
Kripke: No, thanks. We could wind up somewhere worse.
Bert: Like where humans are a meat source for a highly evolved wizard people?
Kripke: Yeah, like that.
Bert: Or one where everyone's French, but no one speaks French.

Kripke: Anyway, the device has torn the fabwic of weality, possibly causing the universe to cowapse and then weegwo.
Ramona Nowitzki: "Weegwo"?
Kripke: Yeah, weegwo.
Ramona Nowitzki: What is "weegwo"?
Kripke: Weegwo. Uh, uh, like a plant weegwos.
Ramona Nowitzki: Weegwo?
Kripke: Wee-gwo.
Ramona Nowitzki: "Weegwo"?
Kripke: Weegwo. You stupid, stupid-
[Kripke groans as he's zapped again. He tries to stay upright by leaning on the counter but is eventually overcome and drops to the floor.]
Bert: He has trouble with the letter "R."
Ramona Nowitzki: Oh! "Regrow." [chuckles] That makes more sense.