Penny Quotes
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Zack's in This One
Stuart: I don't understand. Why did you "rescue" us?
Denise: [holding the machine] Because I called them. Thirty months ago.
Penny: What do you want from me? I'm running a rebellion here.
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Zack's in This One
Stuart: Penny?
[Penny stands in front of Stuart and slaps him across the face]
Stuart: Ah! Ah. What the heck?
Penny: That make you mad?
Stuart: No, why would you even- [Stuart groans as Penny slaps him again]
Bert: What are you doing?
Penny: Deprogramming. [Stuart yelps and groans as he's hit a third time]
Kripke: Okay, that is weawy uncalled for.
[Penny walks over and slaps Kripke.
Penny: What about this? Was this called for? [she stamps on his foot]
Kripke: [grunts] Damn!
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Zack's in This One
Penny: So, wait, none of you know how to defeat the AI overlord?
Stuart: [hesitantly] I don't. Bert?
Bert: Nope.
Stuart: Kripke?
Kripke: Not weawy.
Penny: [sighs] Kill them!
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Zack's in This One
Bert: Excuse me, young lady, but that is wildly- [Penny slaps Bert] Ow! Why aren't you being shocked?
Penny: Shielding technology.
Stuart: Oh, great!
Penny: Yeah, it's pretty tight. [slaps Stuart again]
Stuart: [groans, sighs] When are you gonna stop hitting us?
Penny: When you get angry.
Stuart: Huh. [groans as Penny slaps him again]
Penny: Are you angry?
Stuart: No. [Stuart yelps as she slaps him again]
Penny: Are you angry?
Stuart: No. [yells as Penny slaps him again]
Penny: [shouts] Are you angry?
Stuart: Yup!
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Zack's in This One
Penny: Shoot him!
[Three drones smash through the glass windows, prompting Kripke to turn around]
Kripke: Oh, boy.
Zack Johnson: Oh, shit! They found us!
Penny: Okay. Shoot the drones! Shoot the drones!
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Zack's in This One
[Zack starts convulsing after being shot by a drone, creating a blue electrical field around his whole body]
Penny: No, don't get shot, you idiot.