Stuart: I don't understand. Why did you "rescue" us?
Denise: [holding the machine] Because I called them. Thirty months ago.
Penny: What do you want from me? I'm running a rebellion here.

General Adams: So entered. Major, would you like to make an opening statement?
Penny: Thank you, sir. [clears throat] In front of you sit four of the most foul, pathetic, loathsome creatures to ever wear the uniform.
Bert: Ouch.
Penny: We've all been witness to their cowardice, but even more heinous was the discovery of this device, clearly a means to relay information to our enemy.

Stuart: Penny?
[Penny stands in front of Stuart and slaps him across the face]
Stuart: Ah! Ah. What the heck?
Penny: That make you mad?
Stuart: No, why would you even- [Stuart groans as Penny slaps him again]
Bert: What are you doing?
Penny: Deprogramming. [Stuart yelps and groans as he's hit a third time]
Kripke: Okay, that is weawy uncalled for.
[Penny walks over and slaps Kripke.]
Penny: What about this? Was this called for? [she stamps on his foot]
Kripke: [grunts] Damn!

Penny: So, wait, none of you know how to defeat the AI overlord?
Stuart: [hesitantly] I don't. Bert?
Bert: Nope.
Stuart: Kripke?
Kripke: Not weawy.
Penny: [sighs] Kill them!

General Adams: Court finds the defendants guilty on all counts and sentences them to death by firing squad.
Penny: Sweet!

Denise: Go back two more worlds, honey.
Stuart: Uh, right, right.
[After the device beeps and whirs, Stuart, Kripke, Bert and Denise are transported in an interdimensional bubble along with the device]
Penny: What? [Penny trots around] I do not hate this.

Bert: Excuse me, young lady, but that is wildly- [Penny slaps Bert] Ow! Why aren't you being shocked?
Penny: Shielding technology.
Stuart: Oh, great!
Penny: Yeah, it's pretty tight. [slaps Stuart again]
Stuart: [groans, sighs] When are you gonna stop hitting us?
Penny: When you get angry.
Stuart: Huh. [groans as Penny slaps him again]
Penny: Are you angry?
Stuart: No. [Stuart yelps as she slaps him again]
Penny: Are you angry?
Stuart: No. [yells as Penny slaps him again]
Penny: [shouts] Are you angry?
Stuart: Yup!

Penny: Shoot him!
[Three drones smash through the glass windows, prompting Kripke to turn around]
Kripke: Oh, boy.
Zack Johnson: Oh, shit! They found us!
Penny: Okay. Shoot the drones! Shoot the drones!

[Zack starts convulsing after being shot by a drone, creating a blue electrical field around his whole body]
Penny: No, don't get shot, you idiot.