Stuart: Oh, look, Kripke made a friend.
Kripke: What are you gonna do with one shoe? [Manu tries to take the other shoe off Kripke's foot] No, no. Both mine. Both-
Manu: Both mine.
Kripke: Both mine.
Manu: Both mine?

Chana: Why are you crying?
Bert: I'm just not used to being happy.

Chana: Now that we've made love, shall I prepare you a wonderful meal?
Bert: Wow. You really get me. [Chana kisses Bert's cheek] Oh. Do you guys have French toast?

Stuart: Oh, good. Bert, I figured out how to get us out of here.
Bert: What about, "Nice to see you, Bert"? "What's going on, Bert?"
Denise: All right, what's going on?
Bert: I'm getting married.
Stuart: What?
Bert: Yeah, I asked Chana to marry me. She said yes.
Denise: Does she even know what marriage is?
Bert: No, and don't you tell her.

Stuart: No, it's where do we find red quartz?
Bert: Why?
Stuart: To fix the machine. I got a message.
Denise: Oh, tell him how you got it.
Stuart: Stop it.
Bert: [points to a necklace on a guy] That's red quartz.
Stuart: Great, thanks.
Denise: Two times. Good for you.

Denise: I think he's asleep.
Stuart: You think he's asleep or he's asleep?
Denise: He's asleep. [Stuart heads towards the hut] I think.
Stuart: What if we just stay in this universe?
Denise: Do you like the outdoor toilets?
[Stuart groans and heads back to the hut]

Denise: Now, before we unite this man and woman in holy matrimony, does anyone object?
Simpa: I do! I- I do! Monogamy is wrong! We are not meant to possess each other, or- or shoes, or clothes, or bowls.
Manu: My bowl?
Simpa: No, no. It is everyone's bowl. [villagers gasping, murmuring]
Manu: No, my bowl.
[Manu hits Simpa across the face with the bowl]