Stuart: Hey, guys, I'm gonna throw something out there. Why don't we just stay in this reality?
Denise: What happened to you saving the universe?
Stuart: I know, but I mean, let's be honest. Were any of us really clear on how that was supposed to work?
Bert: Not really.
Stuart: Right. And yeah, this place isn't perfect... [gags] [gulps] ...but there's no evil computers, no one's getting burned at the stake.
Bert: You really want to stay here?
Stuart: Why not? I mean, we can't get the hang of that stupid machine. Every place we go turns out to be dangerous.

Giorgio: Did you save room for dessert? Chef just got in some corn.
Kripke: Corn? You trying to fatten us up?
Giorgio: [chuckles] A little, but it's worth it.
Kripke: Fine, one warge corn for the table.

Denise: I'm actually gonna miss them.
Stuart: Yeah. Think you got one more moo in you?
Denise: Only one way to find out.

Denise: Grandchildren? We haven't really talked about starting a... [gags, gulps] ...family.
Stuart: Maybe we should.
Denise: Clock's ticking.

Stuart Prime: It's about time.
Stuart: [yelps] What are you doing here?
Stuart Prime: What's it look like? I'm waiting for you.
Denise: Stuart?
Both Stuarts: Yeah?
Stuart Prime: Sorry, go ahead.
Stuart: Uh, Denise... this is the other me I told you about.
Stuart Prime: Hey.
Denise: Hey.

Stuart: Raj.
Raj Koothrappali: What?
Stuart: What are you doing?
Raj Koothrappali: What does it look like?
Stuart: Mm, to be honest, paranoid schizophrenia.
Raj Koothrappali: [to the crowd] Be right back.