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109. Spoiler: We Couldn't Get Green Lantern
September 17, 2026Trapped in a comic book, Stuart and his friends rely on his encyclopedic knowledge of comics to seek a superhero’s help, only to find themselves targeted by a supervillain.
Quote from Jay Garrick / The Flash
Jay Garrick / The Flash: See anything you like yet? How about this one?
[The group land with the Flash and his treadmill in the comic book store. The comic Stuart Fails to Save the Universe TRAPPED! is on display, its cover page blank except for the title.]
Stuart: Perfect. Thanks.
Jay Garrick / The Flash: All right. Got to go. Shabbat with my in-laws. Whoo-hoo.
Quote from Stuart
Mr. Freeze: Prepare to die.
Stuart: [sticks head out] Way ahead of you.
[Mr. Freeze laughs and sends a giant ice boulder rolling towards the concrete pillar the group is hiding behind. Golden Age Flash appears in front of the pillar.]
Jay Garrick / The Flash: Not today, Mr. Freeze.
[The Flash generates lightening to melt and evaporate the ice boulder]
Jay Garrick / The Flash: Gutter ball.
Bert: We should keep running for our lives.
Stuart: Yeah.
Quote from Stuart
Jay Garrick / The Flash: Are you folks okay?
Stuart: We're great. Thanks. Listen, we've been trying to get ahold of you. We're tra-
[The Flash runs off]
Stuart: Son of a bitch. He...
Kripke: What a dick.
Quote from Kyle
Kyle: [imitating Batman] I've seen darkness. [imitating Penguin] You've not seen it dark enough.