Gary Quote #3
Quote from Gary in the episode Spoiler: Gary Dies
Stuart: Denise, what are you doing?
Denise: Trying to keep you alive.
Gary: I don't care about your life. I'm just hoping to get laid tonight.
Denise: Gary.
Gary: Oh, uh...
Bert: Very kind. Thank you.
Gary Quotes
Quote from the episode Spoiler: We're as Confused as You Are
Sergeant: Charlie Company, fall in! All right, listen up! Lieutenant has a few words to say.
Gary: Thank you, Sergeant. Charlie Company, there's no easy way to say this. Alpha Company didn't make it back. Bravo Company didn't make it back. And if you're familiar with the alphabet, you're up.
Kripke: Ah, shit.
Gary: We're outgunned. We're outmanned. And we're facing a lethal and merciless enemy. All right. We're gonna say a little prayer. Everybody take a knee. Atheists, sit, stand. Your choice. [all kneel] Lord, we're probably coming home to you today. [Sergeant nods] 'Cause near as I can figure, we're marching straight into a monumental ass-reaming. So, polish up the pearly gates. We'll be seeing you soon.
Bert: Amen.
Quote from the episode Spoiler: Corn is Delicious
Gary: Stuart Bloom?
Stuart: Yes, sir.
Gary: [sighs] You want to sign for this?
Stuart: Gary.
Gary: All day long.
Stuart: Denise, look. It's Gary.
Denise: I see.
Gary: Do I know you guys?
Denise: We were married in another universe. Didn't work out.
Stuart: There's also, uh, another version of you who knew another version of her.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Stuart: But he's dead.
Denise: Mm.
Gary: I hate this job.
Quote from the episode Spoiler: We're as Confused as You Are
Gary: All right, Charlie Company! Let's end this war! Right here, right now!
[Gary yells as he charges up a ladder, only to recoil while remaining upright as bullets repeatedly pierce him and blood spurts from all over his body]
Bert: This seems unnecessarily graphic.
[After Gary falls backwards into the trench, the group stand over him.]
Denise: Hang in there.
‘Spoiler: Gary Dies’ Quotes
Quote from Stuart
Bert: Shall we?
Stuart: [sighs] Mm, I don't know. I'm having second thoughts.
Bert: What are you talking about? We've been given a quest.
Stuart: Yeah, but, uh, do we believe that guy?
Bert: That guy was you.
Stuart: That's my point. When did we start listening to me?
Quote from Stuart
Denise: What's your plan?
Stuart: No, I don't really have one. I'm kind of new to the action genre.
Quote from Denise
Stuart: So, what have you been up to?
Denise: Robbing mostly. Still working on my screenplay.
Stuart: Oh, good for you.