Kripke: [thinking] Hey.
Woman: Hi.
Kripke: [still thinking] How'd you wike to be, uh, disappointed?

Stuart: I don't mean literally Magneto's helmet, but some kind of telepathy blocker.
Denise: Why don't we meditate? You know, "Quiet the monkey mind."
Stuart: Worth a try.
Denise: Okay. Great.
Bert: I'm game.
Kripke: Why not? [they all sit on the floor]
Denise: Everybody close your eyes and follow your breath. In... Out. [thinking] This is dumb. I can't do this.

Kripke: [thinking] Wike, I know I'm not my thoughts, and I know my basic nature is wove, and I wove the winen pants with the dwawstwing...

Bert: [thinking] My dad used to own a Datsun...

Stuart: [thinking] "Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of an Englishman." Where did that come from?

Kripke: [thinking] Oh, shit. I forgot to pick up my dwy cweaning.
Stuart: [out loud] All right, let's put a pin in meditating. What else we got?

Stuart: Quick, sing something.
Kripke: [thinking] ♪ Tall and tan and young...♪
Bert & Denise: [joining in] ♪ Young and lovely The girl from Ipanema ♪ ♪ Goes walking and when...♪
Stuart: That's enough.

[When Stuart, Denise, Bert and Kripke reach the Caltech lab, they are shocked to find lab coat wearing versions of themselves already there with their own quantum machine]
All: What the fuck?
Lab Coat Stuart: We gotta go.
[Lab Coat Kripke activates their quantum machine]
Kripke: Catch their swipstream.

Lab Coat Denise: Ooh, yum!
[The Lab Coat group all stop running to kneel down and eat the grass. The original group arrive in their own interdimensional bubble and, still running, trip over their lab coat counterparts. The eight of them end up on the ground, intertwined, with two quantum devices. When they get to their feet, Lab Coat Denise is with the original group while Denise is with the Lab Coat group]
Stuart: Who are you?
Lab Coat Stuart: Who are you?
Denise: Oh, hang on.
Lab Coat Denise: One sec.
[The two Denises swap around]
Denise: Continue.
Lab Coat Denise: Okay.

Both Stuarts: Who are you? I asked first. All right, go ahead.
Bert: This is gonna take a while.
Lab Coat Bert: Yeah.
Stuart: Are you the me that came to me in the comic book store?
Lab Coat Stuart: I thought you were the me that came to me in the comic book store.

Lab Coat Stuart: We don't have time for this. We're on a mission to save the universe.
Stuart: Oh, who isn't?
Lab Coat Stuart: An alternate version of me told me that I'm the only one who can fix things.
Stuart: Well, he lied, 'cause ta-da!
Lab Coat Stuart: We have the device.
Stuart: So do we.