Denise: Grandchildren? We haven't really talked about starting a... [gags, gulps] ...family.
Stuart: Maybe we should.
Denise: Clock's ticking.

Stuart: Hello.
Denise: Really?
Stuart: Mm, being close to death is kind of a turn-on.
Denise: I don't know, honey. I still have little bits of Gary in my hair.
Stuart: Ew.

Stuart: Wait, how did I get here?
Denise: Kyle explained it, the swirling ball of shit.
Stuart: No, this room. How did I get in this room?
Denise: I don't know. You walked?
Stuart: I don't remember walking in here.
Denise: Well, there's clearly a lot of things you don't remember.
Stuart: What's that mean?
Denise: You don't know? I'm not gonna tell you.

Stuart: Denise, I want to apologize.
Denise: Hmm, really? What do you wanna apologize for?
Bert: [hums "Happy Birthday"] [Denise punches him in the arm] Ow! [studio audience laughing]

Gary: What's going on?
Denise: Don't worry, Gary. I know these guys.
Gary: So, we're not robbing, we're not killing? What are we doing?
Denise: You remember I mentioned Stuart?
Gary: Oh, sure. How's it going? Gary.
Stuart: Hi. So, are you two...?
Denise: You gotta remember, I thought you were dead.
Stuart: Yeah, no, right, right, yeah.

Stuart: No, it's where do we find red quartz?
Bert: Why?
Stuart: To fix the machine. I got a message.
Denise: Oh, tell him how you got it.
Stuart: Stop it.
Bert: [points to a necklace on a guy] That's red quartz.
Stuart: Great, thanks.
Denise: Two times. Good for you.

Stuart: I don't mean literally Magneto's helmet, but some kind of telepathy blocker.
Denise: Why don't we meditate? You know, "Quiet the monkey mind."
Stuart: Worth a try.
Denise: Okay. Great.
Bert: I'm game.
Kripke: Why not? [they all sit on the floor]
Denise: Everybody close your eyes and follow your breath. In... Out. [thinking] This is dumb. I can't do this.

Lab Coat Denise: Ooh, yum!
[The Lab Coat group all stop running to kneel down and eat the grass. The original group arrive in their own interdimensional bubble and, still running, trip over their lab coat counterparts. The eight of them end up on the ground, intertwined, with two quantum devices. When they get to their feet, Lab Coat Denise is with the original group while Denise is with the Lab Coat group]
Stuart: Who are you?
Lab Coat Stuart: Who are you?
Denise: Oh, hang on.
Lab Coat Denise: One sec.
[The two Denises swap around]
Denise: Continue.
Lab Coat Denise: Okay.

Denise: [sighs] Why do I even bother?
Bert: Problem?
Denise: Your BFF forgot my birthday.
Bert: You do realize he's got a lot on his plate, what with the end of the universe and all?
Denise: I already heard that from him. I don't need to hear that from you.
Bert: Want me to talk to him?
Denise: Absolutely not. Don't you say a word.