Denise: Wait, you find messages in bear shit?
Droppings Reader: Oh, yes. When will the rains come? Will our women be fertile?
Stuart: Of course. Primitive cultures, signs in animal droppings. Mind if I jump in?
Denise: What are you doing?
Stuart: If we're gonna receive a message in this universe, maybe this is how.
Denise: In shit?
Stuart: I don't make the rules, Denise. Now, you wanna help me, or you wanna stand there looking disgusted?
Denise: Oh, disgusted, no question.

Stuart: You need to see this.
Denise: Oh, wow. "Use red quartz." But where are we gonna find that?
Stuart: No idea.
Denise: Maybe in rabbit shit?

Denise: Where are we gonna find red quartz?
Stuart: No idea. Luckily, we know a geologist.
Denise: Oh, right, Bert. You gonna tell him you pawed through bear shit to find a message?
Stuart: Nope.
Denise: Can I?
Stuart: Nope.

Denise: What took you so long?
Stuart: I don't want to talk about it.
Gavel: [grabs necklace] Mine.
Stuart: Now what?
Denise: I don't know. Maybe your pile of shit has a plan B.

Stuart: I hope we made the right decision.
Denise: I think we did. It's a beautiful world.
Stuart: Yeah. [chuckles softly] Ooh, salt lick.
Denise: Mm, come to Mama.
Stuart: Two, please.
Denise: [moans] Oh, it's so good. [both moan] Am I tasting sea salt?
Carl: It's Himalayan.
Denise: [moans] Oh, yeah. There's the mountain.

Denise: Stuart, this is your decision. I just think anyone can be a hero if they're trying to make life better for other people. And as you pointed out, this would be all people who exist or ever will exist, in every possible universe.
Stuart: If I do this, we could end up in a much worse situation than what we have right now.
Denise: There are no bad situations as long as I'm with you. [they lean in to kiss] [both gag, gulp] Mm, your cud tastes great.
Stuart: Right back at you, baby.

Denise: [thinking] I think I can get past the weak chin. I want his children.
Stuart: [thinking] Seriously?
Denise: [still thinking] I wouldn't think it if I didn't mean it.
Bert: Aw.

Denise: [thinking] ...damn spot. Lady Macbeth. Lady and the Tramp. Ladies and gentlemen, I am trying not to fart.

Denise: We're never gonna find the other machine. Let's just use the one we have and get out of here.
Stuart: Ugh. I think that's the last of Gary.
Denise: Thank you.
Stuart: I can't leave. I have a responsibility to repair, you know, the infinite totality of everything.
Denise: Damn me for falling in love with a hero. [both chuckle then kiss]

Denise: There we are! [soldiers shouting] [other Denise shrieks] Let's go!
Stuart: [groans]
Bert: Are you okay?
Stuart: Ooh, muscle cramp, all the running.
Denise: You should eat a banana.

Denise: Meanwhile, we're trapped inside a comic book.
[Denise points to the sky. The four of them look up to see a comic title "Meanwhile..." floating above their heads]

Stuart: Oh, my God. What have I done?
Denise: What's the matter?
Stuart: What's the matter? If Kyle's right, I'm responsible... for the imminent destruction of everyone and everything that ever was and ever will be.
Denise: Anything else?
Stuart: What else is there?
Denise: Never mind.

Denise: [over intercom] Yes?
Stuart: Denise?
Denise: Who is it?
Stuart: It's Stuart.
Denise: Oh! What a pleasant surprise. Come on in.
[After the door buzzes open, Stuart goes inside]
Denise: Gary, you'll never guess who's here.

Denise: To be honest, it's tempting. [chuckles]
Stuart: Really?
Gary: Sure.
Stuart: Sure? But... that... So, you're cool with this?
Gary: Yeah, she can't stand me.
Denise: I can't. [chuckles]
Stuart: Uh, so why stay together?
Denise: Hmm. Well, if I leave, then Gary would be upset.
Gary: Traumatized.
Denise: And we've learned not to upset each other.
Gary: 'Cause it hurts. [points to the device in the back of his neck]
Denise: Ouch.

Denise: And don't even get me started on Stuart. He says he loves me. Well, the Stuart I know, he was kind of a wimpy guy. And then this Stuart comes in and he's like, he's taking me from universe to universe, you know. And sometimes he loses me, but he always finds me. He always finds me. But it's a different me. Totally different. But still love, right?
Suzanne: Sure.
Denise: Yeah.

Stuart: Kripke, without that red quartz, we're never getting out of here.
Denise: Oh, tell him where you got the message.
Stuart: Would you please?

Raj Koothrappali: [hesitates] Listen to me. It's not just GN-z11. It's the Triangulum Galaxy and the Hyperion proto-supercluster.
Denise: Oh, no.
Stuart: Why "oh, no"?
Denise: "Oh, yay" sounded wrong.

Bert: What's supposed to happen? [device chirps, hums] Does everything just go back to the way it was?
Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, fingers crossed.
Stuart: That would mean you and I would be together again.
Denise: Slow down, champ. I'm still grieving.
Stuart: Hmm, hmm.

Denise: What is going on?
Stuart: Wild guess? We've landed in a universe where magic is real.
Denise: Wait, this machine actually worked? We're in another universe?
Stuart: It's, uh... It's crazy, right?
Denise: [gasps] There's magic here?
Stuart: What else explains the, uh, asshole on Trevor's head?

Gary: What are you maggots doing here?
Denise: Gary?
Gary: It's Lieutenant Jeffries, Soldier.
Stuart: What'd you ever see in that guy?
Denise: He reminded me of you.