Stuart: I'm confused. This consciousness caused the Big Bang?
Kyle: Oh, yes, and if you meet it, don't bring it up. It's a sore spot.
Stuart: Once again, what does any of this have to do with me?
Kyle: You broke this quantum thingy, which opened up a crack in reality, allowing the consciousness its first opportunity to pull the plug on the whole deal.
Stuart: "The whole deal" being the universe?
Kyle: Every universe, every molecule, every atom, everything.

Stuart: So, it's trying to keep me from undoing what I did so it could undo what it did?
Kyle: Well put. [studio audience laughing]
Kripke: What was that?
Bert: What was what?
Kripke: [hesitates] [with rhotacism] Waughter. I heard waughter.
Stuart: I didn't hear anything.

Stuart: Well, at least we got lots of stuff to read. [studio audience laughing]
Kripke: Okay. None of you heard that? [gasps] Ha! [studio audience laughing] Ah, there it is again!

Stuart: Oh, my God. What have I done?
Denise: What's the matter?
Stuart: What's the matter? If Kyle's right, I'm responsible... for the imminent destruction of everyone and everything that ever was and ever will be.
Denise: Anything else?
Stuart: What else is there?
Denise: Never mind.

Bert: Let me run something by you. If the store exists outside of space and time, are we getting older or do we stay the same?
Kyle: Hey, hey, man. I just work here.

Stuart: Okay. [sighs] Okay, uh, I guess then, uh, it is up to me. [wind whooshing softly]
Denise: Stuart, wait. We don't know what's out there.
Stuart: Only one way to find out. I love you.
Denise: I love you too. [they kiss] [studio audience "Awws"]
[Stuart steps into the grey smoke where the fourth wall would be]

[Stuart steps into the grey smoke where the fourth wall would be]
Denise: Oh, my God. What's happening?
Kripke: I'll tell you what's happening. You are back on the market. [studio audience laughing]
Denise: You're such a creep. [steps into the smoke]
Kripke: Well... [clears throat] ...guess it's just you and me, buddy.
Bert: Nope. [steps into the smoke] [studio audience laughing]
Kyle: Well, guess it's just you and me, buddy-
Kripke: Nope. [studio audience laughing] [steps into the smoke]
Kyle: Kind of hurts my feelings. [studio audience laughing]

Mark Sweet: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to meet our cast one more time? Come on. [audience applauding, cheering] Let's blow the roof off this place. You're gonna let them know how much you love the show. Rise to your feet. Make a ton of noise. Let's meet our amazing cast. Playing Barry Kripke, huge hand for John Ross Bowie! [audience cheering] As Bert Kibbler, the hilariously funny Brian Posehn! [audience cheering, applauding]
Bert: [mouths] What the fuck?
Mark Sweet: You know her, you love her, as Denise, Lauren Lapkus. [audience cheering, applauding] And the star of our show, the guy who fails to save the universe, our very own Stuart Bloom, the one and only, Mr. Kevin Sussman! [audience cheering]
Denise: This can't be happening.
Stuart: Let's get out of here.
Kevin Sussman: Thank you, guys, for coming.
[Stuart, Denise, Bert and Kripke step out of the sound stage]
Kevin Sussman: [o.s.] Uh, we hope you guys had a great time. We certainly did.
Lauren Lapkus: [o.s.] We do this for you.
John Ross Bowie: [o.s.] But also for the money. [audience laughing]
Brian Posehn: [o.s.] Good night, everyone. Drive safe! [audience cheering, applauding]

Bert: Well, at least we have each other.
Kripke: [groaning] Yes, yeah.
Denise: So, now what?
Stuart: I don't know. [sighs] But I have to believe the answer is out there somewhere.
Bert: In Burbank?
Stuart: Or Studio City.

Kripke: Do bananas count as fiber?
Stuart: Oh, absolutely.

Stuart: Wait, how did I get here?
Denise: Kyle explained it, the swirling ball of shit.
Stuart: No, this room. How did I get in this room?
Denise: I don't know. You walked?
Stuart: I don't remember walking in here.
Denise: Well, there's clearly a lot of things you don't remember.
Stuart: What's that mean?
Denise: You don't know? I'm not gonna tell you.

Stuart: Denise, I want to apologize.
Denise: Hmm, really? What do you wanna apologize for?
Bert: [hums "Happy Birthday"] [Denise punches him in the arm] Ow! [studio audience laughing]

Bert: You punched me in my flu shot.
Denise: Sorry. [punches Bert's other arm] [studio audience laughing] [echoing slam] [low ominous rumbling]
Kripke: The hell? [rumbling stops] [breathes heavily]
Bert: What?
Kripke: You didn't see that?
Stuart: See what?
Kripke: I don't know, something's wong. Yeah, I feel like I'm wosing my mind.
Bert: It happens as we get older. Speaking of getting older... [Denise punches Bert in the arm again] [studio audience laughing]
Kripke: What is that sound? [studio audience laughing]
[The Big Bang Theory atom interstitial]

Stuart: Denise. [Denise sniffles] I don't want this to sound insensitive, but isn't being trapped by an evil omniscient entity in a cosmic void more important than your birthday? [studio audience laughing]
Denise: I guess it is to you. [studio audience laughing]
Stuart: Denise, listen to me. I love you, and I will do anything to make you happy.
Denise: Except remember my birthday. [studio audience laughing]
Stuart: Uh... Let me try again. Denise.
Denise: Yes?
Stuart: Happy birthday.
Denise: That's it?
Stuart: [sings] ♪ To you ♪ [studio audience laughing] ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
Denise: Please stop.
Stuart: Sorry. So, are we good?
Denise: Do you think we're good?
Stuart: [groans] Yes? [studio audience laughing] [Denise gets up and leaves] [groans] No. [studio audience laughing]

Denise: Any food left?
Bert: Dumpling meat. [studio audience laughing]

The Adversary: [to Kyle] I gave you one job. [studio audience laughing]

Denise: [sighs] Why do I even bother?
Bert: Problem?
Denise: Your BFF forgot my birthday.
Bert: You do realize he's got a lot on his plate, what with the end of the universe and all?
Denise: I already heard that from him. I don't need to hear that from you.
Bert: Want me to talk to him?
Denise: Absolutely not. Don't you say a word.