Stuart: I can't believe I lost the love of my life and I get you. Bert: Let's not forget, he killed Raj. Kripke: [chuckles] Well, now, there are two possibilities. One, the world we were just in no wonger exists, in which case I did not "kill Waj." Two, that world and this world are part of an infinite number of worlds, in which case I killed one of an infinite number of Wajs. Mathematicawy, a wounding error.
Kripke: Gentlemen, we are in hell. Bert: Really? Everyone's being so nice to each other. Mailman: Hi! Stuart: Yeah, they have devices implanted in their necks to make them nice. Bert: Would you rather push the button on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy and try another universe? Kripke: No, thanks. We could wind up somewhere worse. Bert: Like where humans are a meat source for a highly evolved wizard people? Kripke: Yeah, like that. Bert: Or one where everyone's French, but no one speaks French.
Kripke: Anyway, the device has torn the fabwic of weality, possibly causing the universe to cowapse and then weegwo. Ramona Nowitzki: "Weegwo"? Kripke: Yeah, weegwo. Ramona Nowitzki: What is "weegwo"? Kripke: Weegwo. Uh, uh, like a plant weegwos. Ramona Nowitzki: Weegwo? Kripke: Wee-gwo. Ramona Nowitzki: "Weegwo"? Kripke: Weegwo. You stupid, stupid-
[Kripke groans as he's zapped again. He tries to stay upright by leaning on the counter but is eventually overcome and drops to the floor.] Bert: He has trouble with the letter "R." Ramona Nowitzki: Oh! "Regrow." [chuckles] That makes more sense.
Stuart: Okay, I'm just gonna say it, and forgive me if it doesn't make sense. Denise, you and I are destined to be together, and I have come from a parallel universe... uh, to "claim" you. Denise: Well, that is really something. Gary: Mind-blowing. [Denise chuckles] Stuart: Okay, you're... So, you're like a running joke in all this, aren't you? Gary: Sorry? Stuart: Uh, it's not important.
Bert: You know, in another universe, I worked in this building. Ramona Nowitzki: Really? In what department? Bert: Geology. Ramona Nowitzki: Oh, that's not in this building anymore. Bert: W... Why not? Ramona Nowitzki: They needed to make room for the important sciences. Bert: Uh, geology is an important science. Ramona Nowitzki: And yet they moved it into the storage room behind the gym. Bert: [raises voice] W- W- Why would you take a field of study that examines the [voice cracking] physical structure of the planet...
[As Bert is shocked for the first time, he groans, grabs hold of the counter and falls back. Ramona Nowitzki drinks her coffee as he writhes around in pain.] Kripke: Nice twy, Dumbo.
[Kripke is shocked and falls to the ground. He and Bert are both lying face up on the floor, wiggling around in pain]
