[Bert, Stuart and Denise hold their hands up as they're surrounded by armed guards]
Bert: Tell them about the alternate version of you.
Stuart: Shush!

Bert: Oh, wow!
Stuart: What?
Bert: This used to be my Geology classroom. I opened so many young minds here.

Soldier #1: Sorry, fellas. Time to die.
Bert: Agreed. Catch.
Soldier #1: What the...?
[After an explosion, the guys are covered in the soldier's blood]
Stuart: I love you!
Bert: I love you too.
Raj Koothrappali: Let's go!