Stuart: [sighs] Oh, boy.
Kripke: Not good.
Bert: Now, try having an argument.
Kripke: What are you talking about? That's gotta be the stupidest-
[Kripke tightens up again and cries out in agony. He tries pointing to the device in the back of his neck but is soon overcome with pain and drops to the floor.

Kripke: So, here's what I'm thinking. We need to go to Caltech and find Weonard and Sheldon.
Stuart: Okay, you do that. I'll try to find Denise.
Kripke: With all due respect... [breathes deeply] ...perhaps we should stick together.
Stuart: And you are entitled to your opinion, but I am in love with this woman, and I have to find her.
Kripke: I understand.
Stuart: Thank you. Hmm.
Kripke: Idiot. [Kripke is zapped again] Shit!

Kripke: I did not care for that woman. Also, I wet myself.
Bert: Lucky you're wearing dark pants.
Kripke: Oh, yeah.

Crowd: [chanting] Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist!
Bert: Kripke, help me!
Kripke: [hesitates] Hey, hey, uh, is that weawy necessary?
Keith: Yes.
Kripke: I twied.
Crowd: Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist!
[As Kyle sets fire to the wood piled below Bert, Kripke slowly backs away from the crowd]

Kripke: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Stuart: Barry, wait!
Kripke: Sorry, fewas!

Raj Koothrappali: I think I got it! [gun shot]
Kripke: He don't got it.
Stuart: Barry, what did you do? We're trying to fix the universe!
Kripke: [chuckles] I don't want it fixed! I wike it the way it is.
Bert: We don't.

Kripke: This can't be good.
Officer Denison: Hey, fellas.
Officer McCaffrey: Got a minute?
Bert: What's going on?
Officer McCaffrey: I'm Officer McCaffrey. This is Officer Denison.
Officer Denison: Call me "Steve."
Officer McCaffrey: And we're going to be your arresting officers today.
Kripke: What did we do?
Officer McCaffrey: [both chuckle] "What did we do?" I love these guys.
Officer Denison: Oh, yeah.