Bert: Oh, wow!
Stuart: What?
Bert: This used to be my Geology classroom. I opened so many young minds here.

Soldier #1: Sorry, fellas. Time to die.
Bert: Agreed. Catch.
Soldier #1: What the...?
[After an explosion, the guys are covered in the soldier's blood]
Stuart: I love you!
Bert: I love you too.
Raj Koothrappali: Let's go!

Denise: Stuart!
Stuart: Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
Denise: I'm so glad you're okay. [they hug]
Stuart: Uh, oh, sorry.
Denise: Oh!
Stuart: I'm covered with people.
Raj Koothrappali: [mockingly] Yeah, everybody's okay. Let's go!

Raj Koothrappali: I think I got it! [gun shot]
Kripke: He don't got it.
Stuart: Barry, what did you do? We're trying to fix the universe!
Kripke: [chuckles] I don't want it fixed! I wike it the way it is.
Bert: We don't.

Trevor: Oh, excuse me. I was gonna buy that book.
Kyle: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Here. [chuckles] I had no idea.
Trevor: It was unintentional. I forgive you.
Kyle: I appreciate that.
Trevor: And I appreciate you. [both laugh]

Kripke: This can't be good.
Officer Denison: Hey, fellas.
Officer McCaffrey: Got a minute?
Bert: What's going on?
Officer McCaffrey: I'm Officer McCaffrey. This is Officer Denison.
Officer Denison: Call me "Steve."
Officer McCaffrey: And we're going to be your arresting officers today.
Kripke: What did we do?
Officer McCaffrey: [both chuckle] "What did we do?" I love these guys.
Officer Denison: Oh, yeah.

Kripke: Stuart?
Stuart: Yeah?
Kripke: You okay?
Stuart: I am, yeah. Thank you for asking.
Bert: I'm okay, too.

Penny: Shoot him!
[Three drones smash through the glass windows, prompting Kripke to turn around]
Kripke: Oh, boy.
Zack Johnson: Oh, shit! They found us!
Penny: Okay. Shoot the drones! Shoot the drones!

[Zack starts convulsing after being shot by a drone, creating a blue electrical field around his whole body]
Penny: No, don't get shot, you idiot.